Apr 26, 2004

Dave Barry's Blog
My current Top Five:

Apr 18, 2004

Results...: "Ted Allen
You are so a TED Allen: The Food and Wine
Connoisseur, Go work in that kitchen, boo ya!


What Fab 5 member from Queer Eye for the Straight Guy are you?(with pics)
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Apr 15, 2004

The Apprentice: You are most like Bill: "

I am like Bill -- 'I'm a trained killer - in business.'



Bill was the Project Manager for the Celebrity Auction Challenge.



Which Apprentice are You?
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"

Feb 25, 2004

Switzerland: "



You're Switzerland!

While most people think you're sort of stuck up, it's really
just that people don't interest you that much.  That's why you'd rather
just stay out of everything and be as neutral as possible.  Somewhere in
there is an ability to be a psychiatrist because you're so objective, but you
might just be too cold for that.

Take
the Country Quiz at the href='http://bluepyramid.org'>Blue Pyramid

"




You're Watership Down!

by Richard Adams

Though many think of you as a bit young, even childish, you're
actually incredibly deep and complex. You show people the need to rethink their
assumptions, and confront them on everything from how they think to where they
build their houses. You might be one of the greatest people of all time. You'd
be recognized as such if you weren't always talking about talking rabbits.



Take the Book Quiz
at the Blue Pyramid.

Feb 10, 2004

Mind Media Brain Persuasion Test

Mine says:
Linda, you possess an interesting balance of hemispheric and sensory characteristics, with a slight right-brain dominance and a slight preference for visual processing.

Since neither of these is completely centered, you lack the indecision and second-guessing associated with other patterns. You have a distinct preference for creativity and intuition with seemingly sufficient verbal skills to be able to translate in any meaningful way to yourself and others.

You tend to see things in "wholes" without surrendering the ability to attend to details. You can give them sufficient notice to be able to utitlize and incorporate them as part of an overall pattern.

In the same way, while you are active and process information simultaneously, you demonstrate a capacity for sequencing as well as reflection which allows for some "inner dialogue."

All in all, you are likely to be quite content with yourself and your style although at times it will not necessarily be appreciated by others. You have sufficient confidence to not second-guess yourself, but rather to use your critical faculties in a way that enhances, rather than limits, your creativity.

You can learn in either mode although far more efficiently within the visual mode. It is likely that in listening to conversations or lecture materials you simultaneously translate into pictures which enhance and elaborate on the meaning.

It is most likely that you will gravitate towards those endeavors which are predominantly visual but include some logic or structuring. You may either work particularly hard at cultivating your auditory skills or risk "missing out" on being able to efficiently process what you learn. Your own intuitive skills will at times interfere with your capacity to listen to others, which is something else you may need to take into account.

Jan 21, 2004

I've been using this web site Between the Lions . Word Helper @ PBS Kids with Quinn in the mornings while he eats his bottle. He is very receptive and listens attentively while I say the words and make up sentences. NOT in this particular dictionary but now his current fav. word that sends him into peals of high-pitched giggles- TORTOISE. The kid cracks me up.

Jan 8, 2004

Another resolution of mine is to once again get myself up-to-date on the art world hapennings. Some good sources are : ArtsJournal: ARTOPIA
and modernartnotes.com

Jan 6, 2004

Try this nifty Age Gauge


mine is:

You said your birthday is 1 / 30 / 1967
which means you are 36 years old and about:
50 years 3 months younger than Walter Cronkite, age 87
46 years 8 months younger than Pope John Paul II, age 83
42 years 8 months younger than George Herbert Bush, age 79
35 years 4 months younger than Barbara Walters, age 72
33 years 2 months younger than Larry King, age 70
27 years 0 months younger than Ted Koppel, age 63
23 years 7 months younger than Geraldo Rivera, age 60
20 years 7 months younger than George W. Bush, age 57
15 years 6 months younger than Jesse Ventura, age 52
11 years 3 months younger than Bill Gates, age 48
6 years 5 months younger than Cal Ripken Jr., age 43
0 years 7 months younger than Mike Tyson, age 37
3 years 6 months older than Jennifer Lopez, age 33
8 years 11 months older than Tiger Woods, age 28
15 years 5 months older than Prince William, age 21



and that you were:
34 years old at the time of the 9-11 attack on America
32 years old on the first day of Y2K
30 years old when Princess Diana was killed in a car crash
28 years old at the time of Oklahoma City bombing
27 years old when O. J. Simpson was charged with murder
26 years old at the time of the 93 bombing of the World Trade Center
23 years old when Operation Desert Storm began
22 years old during the fall of the Berlin Wall
18 years old when the space shuttle Challenger exploded
16 years old when Apple introduced the Macintosh
16 years old during Sally Ride's travel in space
14 years old when Pres. Reagan was shot by John Hinckley, Jr.
12 years old at the time the Iran hostage crisis began
9 years old on the U.S.'s bicentennial Fourth of July
7 years old when President Nixon left office
5 years old when Alabama Gov. George C. Wallace was shot
2 years old at the time the first man stepped on the moon
a 1 year old when Martin Luther King Jr was assassinated


Every day write three to five things that you are grateful for. They can be anything from the simplest moment to a significant event. The more you look for things to be grateful for, the more you will find.
Keeping a Gratitude Journal
Try it.
It helps to shift your thoughts from the negative things in life.

Here is a pdf printout to get you started.

Jan 3, 2004

It's all true

He also likes

" baba ganoush"


It's all true

My baby's favorite word of the mo-

"bolshevik"

Must be spoken in guttural, Dr. Zhivago-type accent.

The kid laughs and laughs like I am a genius.

And so I am.

craigslist: online community
It's all true
Random Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey and Son of Deep Thoughts

Such as:

The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.

If you’re a cowboy and you’re dragging a guy behind your horse, I bet it would really make you mad if you looked back and the guy was reading a magazine.


I wish outer space guys would conquer the Earth and make people their pets, because I'd like to have one of those little beds with my name on it.

But wait, there's more-

Print out your very own Deep Thoughts pdf File. My gift to you. Absolutely free if you act now.


It's all true
The Onion | Study Reveals: Babies Are Stupid
But not my QUINN!
FitDay - Your online nutrition, weight loss, diet & fitness manager! This is a great idea for any New Year's resolutions you may have formed regarding health, fitness or nutrition. It's a pretty comprehensive online FREE journal/exercise and nutrition log/goalsetter/planner etc.
I'm going to try it, at least for the next week as is the case with most of my other resolutions...

Jan 1, 2004

It's all true

Been spending too much time here

Hangs her head in shame.
At least it's not porn.

It's all true

"I caution vegetarians from using mad cow disease as a recruiting tool," said Joseph Connelly, editor of San Francisco-based VegNews magazine. "Mad cow disease is not a good thing no matter how you look at it."

I'm mad I tell you!
It's all true

"Real Fact #111" from inside my bottle of Diet Snapple Peach Iced Tea-

Only male turkeys gobble.


It also says "Get all the "Real Facts" at snapple.com.

Or:



Courtesy of National Lampoon